Twitters on Nithyananda!

Nithyananda, you have have been keeping people really busy on their twitters!! Here are some interesting ones, dedicated to you! Wow!!! This is a LONG list, which seems to be growing constantly ;) Special thanks to all Twitter contributors.


Devi by day, baby by night

Bhakti rasa during day, shringara rasa during night

Good boy by Day, Play boy by Night

Holy by Day, POLI by night

Teacher by day, teach her by night

Om Shanti by day, Disco Shanti by night

His Holiness by day, his horniness by night

Karam by day. Kar ummmmmmmmm by night.

Bliss by day, kiss by night

actor by day, actress-by night

Ved Vyas by Day, Vatsyayan by Night

Dignitary by day, John Terry by night

Sandalwood by day, Scandalwood by night

Ujjwal by day, utejit by night

Hymns by day; Hymens by night

Havan by day. Havas by night.

Kaavi by day. Kaami by night.

Chanting by Day, Spanking by Night

Ram Narayan by day, Baaja Bajata by night

“Radhe Radhe” by day and “Radha Radha” by night

Hari-Hari by day NDTiwari by night

Mere bhagwan by day. Meri bhaagwaan by night

pyaar impossible by day, pyaar is possible by night

Rudraksh by day; rakshas by night.

aastha by day, ftv by night

Ramleela by day, Only Leela by night

Sister by day, Bistar by night

raamleela by day, raasleela by night

“Hari Om Shanti” by day. “Hurry home Shanti” by night

Padmasana by day, Pushups by night

Pray station by day, PlayStation by night.

Meerabol by day, Meera khol by night

Holy by day, holi by night

Saffron by day, Blue by night

Obama by day, Bill Clinton by night

Do gooder by day, do her good by night

Execution in day, Planning in night

Shaanti & kapur by day, Shakti Kapoor by night.

Sadhu Bhikari by the day. Shambhu Shikari by the night

Aasana by day, vasana by night

Din mein bhaiya. Raat ko saiyya.

Prayer by day, player by night

Messenger by day, I Seek You by night.

Stars and planets by day, heavenly bodies by night

Baba by day. Black sheep by night.

Pray by day. Prey by night

“Monk by day, Bonk by night”

Simple… -Blessing by day, kissing by night..

Mass’s sage by day, massage by night

Mala by day…. Mala D by night.

Giving aasha by day, Balbir Pasha by night

Arun Govil by day, Prem Chopra by night

beading by day and bedding by night

Raam Raam japna by day, paraaya maal apna by night

Ye ander ki baat hai by day ye to bada toing hai by night

God is all yours by day, I am all yours by night

iPod by day, iPoke by night

morality by day, orality by night

Vedasutra by day, Kamasutra by night

God is all yours by day, I am all yours by night

Moral by the day , Oral by the night

high by day, thigh by night.

Adresses Distress by day Undresses Mistress by night

Teacher by day, teach her by night

God-man by day, lay-man by night

Enjoy the present moment by day, Enjoy a pleasant moment at night

Actor by day, Act Whore by night

Bhagavad)Gita by day, Ranjitha by night.

Satyam Shivam by day. Sundaram by night.

Manglarti by day. Mangala and Aarti by night.

Tulsi Shower by day, Musli Power by night

Agony Aunt by day, Aunt in Agony by night

Din mein Bhakti Baba Raat mein DesiBaba

Public address by day, private undress by night

Singing by day, swinging by night.

Oopar wale ki shraddha by day…oopar se Shraddha ko by night.

Oldage by day, Bondage by night.

Dharma by day, MOksha by night

sabarimalai by day and khajuraho by night

Shlok by day, poke by night

Moun by day, gown by night

Cheese by day, sleaze by night

Janam by day, jannat by night

Sloka by day sutra at night

Divine by day, dive-in by night

Hey Bhagwan by Day, Oh My God by Night

Advaita by day, Savita by night

Talking Head by day, Giving Head by night

Robes by day, disrobes by night

Radio Gaga by day, Lady Gaga by night

Healing the masses by day, feeling the masses by night

O-Palanhare by day, choli ke piche kya hai by night

Blessing by day, undressing by night

Ayodhyakanda by day, sundarakanda by night.

fasting by the day, feasting by night

Divine message by day, divine massage by night

Vidya upasana by day, vidya up asana by night

pooja & aarti by day, Pooja & Aarti by night

Preach Gita in Morning, Breach Geetha in Night

Maharishi Veda Vision by day, Sumangali Cable Vision by night

Sandhyavandanam by day, “Sandhya? Vandanam!” by night

Oat meal by day, rasagulla by night

Raagam in the morning. Dhaanam (charity) in the afternoon. And Pallavi at night.

Changing postures (meditation) by day, Changing positions by night

Tithi by day, titty by night

Maun vrat by day, Moan vrat by night

discourse by day, intercourse by night

Speaking Tree’ by day; ‘Mid-Day mate’ by night.

Saffron and Diyas by day, Cameron Diaz by night

Arunachalam by day, “Aruna, chellam” by night

Multiple Conversations by day… Single Conversation by night

Spiritual guidance by day, spiritual guy dance by night?

Aalap by day, my lap at night..

Eye opener by day, Everything else opener by night